So the past few days I've been fixing it to something I reckon should last me quite a while.
Here, in all its glory, is my homemade-from-scrap hoofjack/stand!
The cradle turned out better than I thought it would. Still need to figure out what to dress the stick with, so it doesn't rock while placed in the pipe.
The base is a plastic balance board, the... I don't know what you'd call it, but the pipe is a table leg (from IKEA), the cradle is one of these guys, which I don't know what are called in English:
I used a pipewrench and a vice to shape it, cut it with a device I don't know what is called, then glued a piece of rubber mat on top. We'll see if that holds up, or I might have to find something else/other to attach it with.
Anyhoo, I haven't tested it yet, but I'm quite looking forward to it!